I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat
oops my bad
I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad
oops my bad
I called you by your best freind's name
when you and I were fooling around and around
Then I went and made out with that same best friend
the weekend you left town
Oops my bad
It's all my, it's all my fault
I never should have let those little things ruin what we had
Oops my bad
I'm sorry I made out with you younger sister
Oops my bad
I swear I thought it was you when I kissed her
you look so similar
Oops my bad
Now seems a good a time as any for apologies
I'm sorry I never told you about my STDs
I've got herpes, so do you now
And your best friend, and your sister
And your mom and I suppose even your
dad
Oops my bad